Legally, with a gun? Probably not because I live in the middle of the city, but suppose I lived in East Bumblefuck Nowheresville, and the likelihood of my bullet hitting another person or damaging property was essentially nil. Then could I shoot the damn crows? Assuming I had proper licensing and permits, if crows were outside of my window going, “CAW! CAW! CAW!” at five in the goddamn morning, and blanketing everything in shit (sometimes I think I don’t drive a car, so much as I drive a giant pile of bird shit with wheels), could I grab my gun and shoot them all dead?
Well since I’m up, I may as well make breakfast. But seriously, if I can kill these lousy birds, let me know, 'cause I really want them to die.