Would it work, live, and be functional?
I would think there would be a problem with nerves. Aren’t nerves specialized? Also, a penis requires a considerable blood supply for erection.
This question has already been answered with the film* Edward Penishands.*
Well, unless you connected it to the bladder, the prostate and the testicles it wouldn’t be functional. It’d look a bit odd, as well. Some people might be unwilling to shake hands with you. (Others might *like *it.)
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But you’d have to do the operation one-handed. It’d be hard.
Not if the operation wasn’t successful.
You didn’t specify that it be your own penis. Could be a horse, a dog, or a mouse. Anything.
Pun intended?
The prostate and testicles do not generally empty their contents into the bladder but rather direct their secretions down the urethra and out the penis. Unless retrograde ejaculation is occurring, of course.
Otherwise, as has already been noted, it’s a problem with enervation and adequate blood supply.
a quick questions, why?
It brings a whole new to meaning to finger fucking someone
Why just the hand? Why not cover your entire body with erect penises that can also urinate?
Wait…I figured that one out myself…nevermind.
Somebody must have a fetish for this type of thing.
Well, it should be noted that Argent Towers wasn’t just making up the title “Edward Penishands”. I’ve seen part of that one myself.
This would be the end of civilization as we know it.
Sure. All of us here in Bird-In-Hand, PA, have done it. Not hard at all. Jobs are real handy, though.
We’re short of Intercourse but near Paradise.
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I never said they did.
Wow…just, wow. Imagine the possibilities…I mean you could threaten some crazy sounding bad ass stuff like “I’m going to bitch slap you with my dick” and then you could actually do it. Someone call Samuel Jackson.
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