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Easy. I was happening to film you for 24/7 that day and I can back up Buck Godot. The incident didn’t happen. I also measured the grass’s length that day and it conclusively shows that no part of the yard was cut that day. What a good thing I was there.*
*If it isn’t obvious, this isn’t true. I’m don’t even know what story is being referenced. Just wanted to illustrate the complete idiocy of Clothahump’s request. Even if it was somehow possible to prove a negative.
If we lose him, we’ll no longer have an window into the soul of a Trump supporter. (except Doorhinge, we’ll always have Doorhinge)
I can live with that.
If I want a window into the soul of a TrumpSucker, I’ll dig up the lid on my septic tank and peek in there.
As I said before, Colibri, kiss my ass. I don’t lie; there’s no value in doing so and it’s too much trouble to keep stories straight when lies are told.
And if I am " portraying (my)self as such a childish, dishonest, hypocritical, mean-spirited piece of shit", then I guess it’s because I’m imitating you.
This whole side discussion is really rather silly, but it is necessary to point out that since you’re the one who made the original claim, if anyone needs to present “conclusive proof” of anything, it would be you. AFAIK, the only available evidence is a cell phone photo that shows someone, possibly female, standing on an unidentified street corner several hundred feet away. What is this supposed to be evidence of, exactly? Be specific.
As for the thread topic, if pretty much everyone, including the mods, considers it trolling, then it’s trolling regardless of what you pretend your intent was. You remind me of those sovereign citizens claiming the court they happen to be in has no authority over them.
I may not know my demonic lore very well, but I’m guessing no spawn of satan is such a fucking imbecile.
Short story. Clothy claims to have been mowing his lawn. Alleged libtard woman complains about the mower fumes. Clothy fails to capitalize on the perfect opportunity to humiliate said libtard due to the fact the mower is electric with a bright orange cord(a Trump-cord, if you will).
As evidence of this encounter, **Clothy **offers a photo of someone’s back from a block away.
Pssst… Tell him you’re rubber and he’s glue. That’s a totally harsh burn.
IF YOU’RE FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD.
JFC, Clump, you’re such an unapologetic idiot. :smack:
Why don’t you just flounce? You add negative value to every conversation and bring down the room temperature with your IQ.
In the incident in which you were suspended, you said that you lied to me about your position on the usage of ethnic slurs in order to rile me up.
So which is it? Was that your honest position, or did you lie to rile me up?
So, you’re not really a “childish, dishonest, hypocritical, mean-spirited piece of shit”, you just want to resemble one, for some reason.
So, you say you don’t lie, but you have just stated that you have lied about the sort of person you really are. But you don’t lie. Except you just did.
Nomad - er, Clothahump-bot overheats and explodes
Thanks! Wow, Clothahump leads such an enviable life. Bathing in smug superiority while floating through life and laughing at everyone he’s artificially ascribed as “other” behind their backs. Why is Clothaump so sure the woman was a libtard, by the way? Because she bitches about fumes from a lawnmower? Sure, that seems like a great standard to determine someone’s political stance.
If there’s one thing liars never do, it’s directly answer, ‘Were you lying then or are you lying now?’ b/c the answer is truly, ‘lying always’. In Clothy’s mind it’s fine for him to lie constantly b/c it furthers his superior agenda; if his agenda’s not a superior one, then why even go to the great personal effort to beat people w/ his privilege at every perceived opportunity?
Fumes from an electric lawnmower. That was supposed to be the real punchline.
But yeah, according to the photo he provided, we’re in a suburban neighborhood with mowed lawns as far as the eye can see (presumably none being cropped by sheep) and she chooses to bitch out the owner of one mowed lawn in particular.
Liberalism aligns with the Bible saying that those who are not saved will be damned to Hell for torment for all eternity?
You must not have read the Bible. Especially the Old Testament.
Insult away.
But why am I in the Pit? Strangely enough some of the better conversation actually occurs in the Pit. At least until those who can’t control themselves due to lack of civilizing restraints show up.
I’m sure there are verses that can be twisted in such a manner. Similar to the manner in which prosperity gospel, remarriage after divorce, lack of charity and compassion are all acceptable.
Funny thing, there. There’s actually a group of people whose religion focuses solely on the Old Testament, and it turns out that they’re overwhelmingly liberal.
Liberalism also aligns with the Bible saying that children caught teasing an elder must be punished by being torn apart by bears, and that you should kill your wife and children if they decide to worship other gods.
Rules are rules, after all.
Sorry for the confusion, I got the punchline, I was just using Clothahump’s puerile name sarcastically. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t make a difference between a liberal and a libtard. It’s so childish. Like if I called every conservative a cuntservative or something similarly immature. It just seems that assuming that someone is a liberal because they’re (incorrectly and bizarrely) complaining about lawnmower fumes strikes me as profoundly stupid.
There are numerous things in Scripture that are overwhelmingly at odds with liberalism. (There are also many things in Scripture that are at odds with conservatism.) Anytime a conservative claims, “The Bible supports my conservatism” or a liberal claims “The Bible supports my liberalism”, I strongly suspect that someone is cherry-picking the Bible HARD to support their pet political views.