It doesn’t have to be anything more than a funny quote, link, whatever.
I lost my job almost two weeks ago and my last pay check will be this Friday, ergo, no pay, no insurance.
My rent-paying son is also newly unemployed.
I turned 49 today and nobody remembered.
I am trying to stay out of the dumps as I have interviews lined up (which is a good thing, obviously). But any other way to cheer me up? I am easily amused.
Er… happy birthday?
Five seconds of pure joy. The more I watch it, the funnier it gets.
Hmm, I suggest a dose of lolcats , stat.
I also notice that you have not ventured into this weeks MMP . I know it’s kind of big and scary, but just jump in and say hi. Plenty of hugs there. Sure they kicked me out last week, but they’re generally a bunch of nice people (hint: anyrose and HazelNutCoffee are secret lovers, don’t tell)
Fun fact: Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Oh, and tomorrow is my birthday. If it will make you feel better I will turn off my phone, lock the door, and not check my email. We can have a pity party!
Oh… my… god…
This wins.
One of my favorite webcomics ever:
Today is my birthday, too! So it should cheer you up to know that you share a birthday with one of the most awesome people on the planet 
Watch Jerry Springer and Maury. Then you will realize that no matter how bad you think things are going for you right now you could never ever be nearly as pathetic as those people. (well, it works for me)
If none of that helps. Here’s a cute kitty pic.
Thanks everyone. Please keep them coming. The night is still young.
bbs2k, that xkcd link… Gawd. I had to read it a couple times, okay, three, to get it, but then I busted up. I was in the marching band in high school and could just seem me being one of those dorks!
Happy birthday shamrock227. Let’s see, with whom are we in esteemed company? Joann Woodward, Elizabeth Taylor, Chelsea Clinton. There were a couple guys I became aware of a year or two ago…
Sending supporting thoughts your way!
Always look on the bright side of life…
you and your son now unemployed: you have someone to keep you company, you both have someone to review/critique your resumes - you both have someone to pump each other up for interviews.
you are now unemployed: you now have the free time to do all those little things you’d been wanting to do. Clean out the garage, clean out your closets, etc. (and you have your son available to help you)
you are now unemployed, but you have interviews set up already.
you turned 49 (congratulations, BTW, I turned 49 also this year) and nobody noticed: after the huge guilt trip you will lay on your friends/family, they won’t dare miss your big 50th next year - and it will be a whopper !
Quote (from the song): “Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it”
And if that’s not enough, this should do the trick:
Pay attention to the “girlfriend”, and how some of them don’t need makeup.
Hope this helps.
Cheer up. You live in Wisconsin ! 
This usually helps me a bit:
http://cuteoverload.com/
Yeah, the Wisconsin that has had almost 90 inches of snow and will likely have more than 100 before spring.
But, thank you. Loved the video. The “girlfriend.” Ewwwwwwwwwww
Off to have leftovers by myself and watch ET.
Thanks everyone!
Here you go, Rascal’s Mom–if you’re a dog-lover (or even if you’re not), this should do it.
TroubleAgain, I tittered like an idiot through that whole thing. And I am a dog lover. My dog hasn’t left my side for almost two weeks, bless his goofy heart.
How about a bizarre but peppy pseudo-disco song from Britain?
I give you… the Scissor Sisters!
Well my sons just surprised me with a seven-disk set of I Love Lucy, and it includes the episode about the Vitameatavegamin (sp?) which is the absolute funniest episode ever! I am feeling much better. Thanks everyone! We are going to watch at least that episode. Take care all!
Congrats, Rascal’s Mom! Happy birthday.
And if you still want something silly and cheerful, there’s always this. Cute pandas are always fun.
Otaluki, that’s hysterical.
We just watched “Lucy Does a TV Commercial” which is the vitameatavegamin one, and “The Freezer.” I highly recommend these for anyone who needs cheering up.
Thank you everyone!
Might I recommend www.engrish.com ? Hilarious, if sometimes inadvertent, translations into English.
ETA: Happy birthday! And good luck with the job search and all…