Taylor Swift - can’t sing.
Justin Bieber - can’t sing.
Kings of Leon - can’t sing.
Oh come on. Here’s the Billboard Top 10 from the week “Smells Like Teen Spirit” came out:
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The Promise Of A New Day
Paula Abdul
I Adore Mi Amor
Color Me Badd
(Everything I Do) I Do It For You
Bryan Adams
Motownphilly
Boyz II Men
Things That Make You Go Hmmm…
C+C Music Factory
Good Vibrations
Marky Mark
Time, Love And Tenderness
Michael Bolton
Crazy
Seal
Too Many Walls
Cathy Dennis
3 A.M. Eternal
The KLF*
Boyz II Men? Marky Mark? C+C Music Factory? Pop has always had a ‘lack of talent’.
If you actually look at a couple of the guys from Boyz II Men up close, you’ll see that they actually buck the “lookism” cliche.
In other words, it may help if folks distinguish “not talented” from “I don’t like their music.”
I like Tswift, she’s dope…
Not talented= Kesha,Cassie and anyone who doesn’t sound good accapella…
I wasn’t a big fan of the group but even I’ll admit Boyz II Men had talent (and “Motownphilly” isn’t too bad a song). They just did too many soupy ballads for my taste.
I agree. Ke$sha has a hyper-annoying singy-songy voice and her songs all sound alike. Still, getting back to monstro’s quote, there is a lot YMMV involved in judging whether a singer or group has talent or now.
And Seal is one of the few popular singers who’s actually disfigured!
Yeah, while I either dislike or don’t even remember most of the songs on kushiel’s list, a number of the artists mentioned are competent singers whose material/style I just don’t care for. But the OP’s question was about auto-tune vs. the recording/editing tricks used to make weak singers sound better in years past, and while I’d bet both Paula Abdul and Marky Mark benefited from such techniques I don’t think Michael Bolton or Boyz II Men’s recordings needed too much help.
And since kushiel brought up “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, I’m sure even the biggest Nirvana fans would concede that Kurt Cobain wasn’t exactly Pavarotti. He had a voice and performing style that were well suited to the genre he was working in, but he wasn’t a good singer in the traditional sense.
The video era? That was twenty years ago, wasn’t it? Haven’t we been in the iPod era a while now?
I think the whining in this thread sounds really out of date. Yeah, somebody keeps insisting Rihanna is hot, but I’m listening to Mogwai and Foster the People.
But it’s not a bad period for pop; Bruno Mars, for example, is doing some good stuff. Nu-metal has largely faded into the background. As for the trashy pop side, we’re largely back to cheesy sex kitten acts and soul singers, like the old days.
MTV as my generation knew it is gone; iPods reward good musicianship. This is a good time for pop I think. I think Duran Duran were quite good, actually, and Hall and Oates, Air Supply, Eurythmics, and so forth. But if you want to see really bad pop, listen to some of the payola noise from the 1950’s. Unlistenable.
Your uncle was a woman?
This is the SDMB, uncles being women no longer surprise me.
Music that is rhythmic and not melodic tends to really suck compared to music that IS melodic. Your mileage may vary … I don’t care, it’s still sucky.
Ad re: Ke$ha, time to trot this out.
I’m going to defend Ke-dollarsign-ha, much as it pains me. I’ve heard an old demo of hers (which I cannot find again for the life of me), no autotune, she CAN actually sing. Perhaps she can’t sing better than your average middle-chair choir kid, but she can hit notes and carry a tune.
She was in marching band in high school, and she wrote songs with her mom after school every day (all this according to an NPR article – she also had an IQ of over 140 and SAT scores over 1500, but intelligence is irrelevant to musical talent). Even if it may reflect even more poorly on her to some, there’s one thing you can say for her, she either writes or co-writes most of her songs, as well as writing for other pop artists (Wikipedia says Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus). I’m not going to call her an evil genius, but I can’t help but think that the over-engineered, vapidly worded, autotuned garbage she puts out is in at least some small way calculated.
Semi-obligatory:
Radio Friendly Song - YouTube (link features sound -Ellen)
(Jon LaJoie’s “Radio Friendly Song” for those who don’t wish to blind click)
Exactly. I don’t much care for Kesha’s music, but she has never shied away from admitting that the person she is on stage is just a character. It’s theater and the autotune (for her) is part of that.
Oh please. Why didn’t you mention Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody?! Those are single, specific, individual songs whose music and/or heavy effects tracks can’t be performed live. Rap is an entire genre.
Technically Muzak is music, but diluted down to bare essential elements. The non-vocal part of rap is the same way, mostly. Hell, I don’t like country music for much the same reason. Even though they always have real instrument performers playing, it’s all about the frontman or woman and they’re lyrics. The bands behind them are almost interchangeable.
Ladies and gentlemen - Mr Conway Twitty.
Except for Adele, by far the biggest selling artist of 2011. She’s not unattractive, but she doesn’t have the kind of looks you claim are necessary.
You’re just wrong on the facts here. In the last few years I have seen Jay-Z, Kanye West, Eminem, Big Boi, Li’l Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Talib Kweli, The Knux, Childish Gambino, El-P, and a few others I can’t think of at the moment…and they all performed with a full band. I’ve seen small-time rappers perform with just a backing track, but I’ve seen other artists do the same thing, like guitarist Marnie Stern who did a tour where her “band” was an iPod on her guitar strap. But the trend among middle-to-big-time rappers is definitely toward the full band.
If you deny that rappers are musicians, then you have to deny that percussionists are musicians as well. I can’t think of an argument that would allow one but not the other.
Sirius 46 begs to differ.
I reject the premise of the OP, as well. When I was in high school the Top 40 was dominated by the likes of Ace of Base and Paula Abdul, and now we have the likes of Beyonce and Adele, so I think we’ve come out ahead. (Sure, there were some talented artists then, and we have our Katy Perrys now, but I just don’t see a negative trend.)
There is terrific music being made in every genre right now, even if it might require some digging to find it. Unfortunately, if you’re over the age of 22 or so music is not really being marketed to you at all. There is some once you get over 40 or so and into the Celtic Woman/Susan Boyle/Michael Buble demographic, but between the two is a no-man’s land.
Never mind.
No.
We have new technology for the creation of musical sounds, production of multi-track songs and distribution of those songs.
Everytime we go through this - 78’s, 33’s and 45’s, electric guitars and big PA’s, Cassettes/8-Tracks, synth’s and samplers, CD’s and now mp3s, iTunes and file sharing - some artists know how to exploit the technology (regardless of whether they are talented or not) and some artists push back against the technology and go more old-school. So right now you’ve got Auto-tuned pop-machines like the Black-Eyed Peas and old-schoolers like Mumford and Sons.
Same as it ever was…