Can we ever be sure Bin Laden is dead?

Even if we do kill him it’s very unlikely that we will get our hands on his body. And even if we did, could we be sure it was him? I tend to believe he is going to live forever whatever happens to him. And we will go all around the world chasing windmills.

Damn straight. Unless we see a body. And I wouldn’t put it past his organization to announce he is death, or even for him to FAKE his own death.

Yup, you’re right. Unless, of course, he really is dead…

The only way to be sure is to pull the trigger yourself. Which is why we should all be scrampling to do so.

  • “scrampling” is Boldian or scrambling.

I thought the guy was ill. In any event, he seems to like doing video tapes. Maybe when they stop, it might be a clue that he’s dead.

Unless they build an animatronic Osama!

Or a guy that just really, really looks like him.

I hear most experts eblieve bin Laden is suffering from kidney failure, and will probably keel over from natural causes in a few years anyway.

Assuming a cruise missile doesn’t get him tomorrow, of course. :wink:

“Death to all Americans! Death to all of Isreal! Drink Duff Beer! Break it down now…”