We are cool my friend and if you knew what I had to go through to get back my posting rights here you would better understand where I am coming from . All for telling fun boy to , well if you want to look it up you can as I won’t repeat it per my agreement with Mr Zotti but lets just say I said it very politely . After being antagonized by an ignorant child who sticks things in his butt for petes sake. and the staff of this board not only lets it go on but encourages it in every way up to and including calling me a troll for doing so . I don’t harbor feelings of ill will towards anyone as that’s childish in every way possible but the total and complete lack of respect that displays for me as a human being is beyond belief. Beyond belief but not suprprising if you get my drift. And you good intentioned advice is always welcome to me my friend as it can only help me a better man in general and make my stay here more peacable.
You mean ladel out some just-ass?
Are you serious? If you are attempting humor, I am afraid that you have not expressed that very clearly.
Note: I took a specific post with a specific pair of sentences and deliberately responded as though the sentences were connected (despite the author clearly separating them by multiple blank lines to indicate that they were separate thoughts in independent paragraphs).
It was an attempt at humor, by conflating separate ideas, that has been successful inasmuch as every other poster has responded to my cheap shot as though it were a cheap shot, making their own humorous comments based on my post.
Now, if you were attempting humor, here, I will admit to having been whoooshed, but I would say that your otherwise humorless demeanor in the last couple of threads has not prepared me to view your post as an attempt at humor.
Since my smart-assed remark was not addressed to you and since I have not addressed you or your comments in any way prior to this post, I am afraid that I am forced to conclude that your address to me in the second person with an over familiar tone of “voice” appears to be a clear effort to pick a fight.
I’ll pass, thanks.
Maybe it’s that Frank’s brownies are leathery enough to serve as a decent pair of shoes.
As far as posting 3 times in a row that is how I conduct myself if real life . I speak until I have nothing further to say adressing each issue as it comes to me . I would like to add , however, that I considered reporting that post as a bad post and what I considered to be trolling but as one of the mods of this forum accused me of being a troll and the other one childishly attacked me for my punctuation I don’t think it wise to do so. Furthermore I hope the mods in question know I dont really care whether they like my punctuation or think I’m a troll or not .I agreed to live by the rules and I will follow that to the to letter to the best of my abilty for the remainder of my time here with no hard feelings towards them whether they believe that to be the truth or not. Please don’t mistake my forthright tone for hostility. I have learned that this message is board is not the time nor place for things such as that .
No attempt to pick a fight was intended sir but when all this crap was transpiring I asked for your assistance as a mod and it was not to be had. So if you take that as an attempt by me to pick a fight you couldn’t be further from the truth friend. I felt you left me hanging *and * that is what I speak of. Are you telling me you didn’t read any of those threads and you have no idea to what I’m referring ? Sir ?
And if by some gigantic chance I am mistaken and you don’t know what I’m speaking of and you can tell me that , as a man , I would be happy to kiss your ass, sir. The logistics might be difficult to accomplish but I will do that exact thing I assure you.
They were just humoring you.
I cannot find any e-mail in my in-box from your address.
I only read the first eight or ten posts in DtC’s thread with your name in the title, decided I had nothing to contribute, and have never gone back to it.
(I am guessing that DtC’s thread was in reference to your thread Pitting Satan–a thread I have never opened.)
I am not a Mod in the Pit, so any appeals to me in either of those threads would not have reached me using the “Report this post” button.
I do not run vanity searches on my username.
So, no, I have seen no appeal from you to “help” you in any way and rather than leaving you hanging, I am mystified that you addresssed me, at all.
I do not want you to kiss my ass, just leave me out of any feuds you need to carry on with other posters.
For the last time, I was not antagonizing you. I’m sorely tempted to pit you for your hypocritical demeaning tone and persisent obtuseness, but, in the spirit of this thread, I will refrain.
Well I apologize to you then Sir as I did type a message to you it was in the text of one of the threads the first one I believe. I don’t carry on fueds with children as that’s kind of beneath me but I will agian offer my apologys to you . I am suprised however that you would see a pit about that piece of garbage , satan and not care to open it. Perhaps you believe him to be beneath you. I assure you he is not . He’s a lot closer than that , my friend , mark my words . And my reference to our savior was from things I had seen wriiten by that scoundrel Badchad and his pilot fish PRR so I hope I’m not off base there.
I am surprised however that you said you read previous threads I had posted to but not those 2 beautys. I felt sure what you stated had meant you felt I was a trouble maker and had in fact been keeping an eye on me as I bet a most of the mods and other might now be doing . If I have judged you incorrectly I agian apologize but what I learned from that fiasco is that many people here are not what they seem and I had always felt you were one the individuals I could look up to. I will conitinue to do so in the future whether you believe me to be a good man or not .
This is more reply to tomndebb i tried to edit it in but too late !
Well go ahead ! I dont give a flying rats ass ! Do you think your threat to pit me means a damn thing to me ? Go right ahead ! I havent stuck anything up my ass friend, that would be you and you’ve told the whole freaking world about and are mocked at every turn so knock your self out badass ! I’ll think of so many things you could stick in your ass it will make your little head swim ! I’ll give you one thing you snot nosed little turd , my persistance is freaking legendary ! You will dry up and blow away before you get the best of me here or any where else ! So I think thier having a sale on vaseline over at the quikie mart --you better run along !!!
O , and I tried to refrain , but again you asked for it . This time I followed the rules. {church lady }Isn’t that special {church lady}
Your head?
A cross?
Spill it, don’t keep us hanging here.
Oooo, I’ve never met a legend before, can I have your autograph?
And look at all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head - Terry Pratchett.
All we need is the maniacal laugh. Hint, it goes:
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!
Look man , if this was your attempt to make peace I apolozige . You can still pit me , that’s fine . Just understand , I’m a man , like a cowboy you would see in the movies. I’m not shiiting you in the least . I’ll give you an example. The movie City Slickers when Billy Crystal smarts off To that Curly character and Curly tells him "I crap bigger than you " it was a movie but that shit isn’t made up . That’s how cowboys behave . And I know your young and are experimenting sexually and thats fine . You kind of made it everybodys business by speaking of it on this website . Again , I apologize. I hope that some day when your older and you meet more people more real ones like me any way wou’ll see better where I’m coming from . I should be mature enough not to mess with you but sometimes I let my pride get the better of me and my pal Jesus doesn’t like that crap at all . I know that and you know that . So you have a great day and enjoy your video games or girlffriend or boyfriend or whatever brings you peace in this world my friend.
While I am reasonbly certain badchad was trolling, (so that responding in all seriousness to his more provocative statements was merely feeding his desires), I suspect that prr, rather than being a “pilot fish,” was merely an individual who had strong genuine opinions that happened to coincide with the opinions mockingly expressed by badchad. As such, I see no need to berate or otherwise denigrate him or his views.
If I ever stumble over to your neck of the woods I’ll be sure to stop by . I’ll give you a pocketknife a much better gift for a man if I’m not assuming too much there. You can buy me a one of those warm beers I’ve heard so much about . Really prefer the hard stuff but not opposed to tossing anything back to be neighborly.
I thought of that exact quote!
I’m afraid all the Sirs and friends, combined with the lack of punctuation, make Ω♂ come across like a 419 scammer. Either that or a drunk. At least, in my experience, the only people who call you “my friend” to your face are going to try to defraud you or try to pick a fight with you.
I leave Ω♂’s motives as an exercise for the reader, but it looks like he’s trying for SBM to me.
As PRR is no longer here I’ll respect your wishes but pilot fishes are not the worthless fish I believe your implying they are . They do however make themselves available where ever sharks are doing thier work thus allowing themselves to be well fed with all of the oceans bounty and I feel that PRR did that every time Badchad attacked someone. Your opinion obviously varies.