Huh. Niven wrote about this malady when describing Louis Wu struggling with old age in the sucky Ringworld Throne, and it sounded made-up to me. I guess not.
If you got your dick pierced then could you play it like a flute or recorder?
Guess I’d not fully realized the significance of the term “woodwind” before.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
**Smithers: **You mean the revolver, sir?
**Mr. Burns: **Precisely. Be sure to wipe your own memory clear when you’re finished.
I’m just sayin’ is all …
Are you kidding? I think that the tiny sound that they would make would be adorable.
Every guy I see today, I’m going to be thinking about manqueefs. I’ve only looked at one guy so far, and I’m already hysterical. Somehow, life doesn’t seem so gloomy anymore.
Once they knew, I’d give teenage boys three minutes before they’ve got a Zippo and are lighting 'em.
“Look at me, I’m a flamethrower: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt…”
Now I’m not sure which is weirder, the idea that someone could fart through his dick, or that if he did, it’d smell like bread…
Sometimes when I go pee it starts with a little pop and hiss that I’ve often wondered if it is air coming out of my urethra.
Just a minute…Pan Fried Semen? I musta missed that one.
Thank Og
Eventually we have to stop finding holes to put stuff in or have stuff come out of.
Apparently, today is not that day. But one day. It will be called penetration/extraction exhaustion day and it will be celebrated in the streets.
Not to say I didn’t laugh at the thread, you dickfarts. Try explaining that to your dad about why you are laughing out loud…
Or you have a pull tab on your dick and you pee beer.
Or if not beer, perhaps merely Coors.
Seriously though, QtM’s post makes it sound like it could be serious.
post/username score: 9.2
Either way, he should probably see a doc.
Oh you don’t get off that easy. Click it, you know you want to…
I’ve been avoiding checking this thread for the last day or so. It just seemed too outrageous. Now I’m glad I did, I’m in stitches here with laughter.
Dickfart? Manqueef?? Woodwind?!?
I’m wondering how it would sound; maybe kinda like the squeal you get when you “play” a deflating baloon, or some soprano reed instrument.
Wiiiieeeeeyeeeeeyeeeyeeep-p-p-p-p!
I was OK till this comment, but for some reason(prob that I just watched the movie) as I read it I flashed to Johnny from Airplane!
“What do you make of this?”
“Oh, I can make a hat, or a broach, or a Pterodactyl,…”
THIS
Went right into my humor “sweet spot”:D:D:D
Thank you, Paul!
Quasi