A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?” “Yes, I was a salesman in the country” said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow and I’ll come and see you when we close up.”
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o’clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, “How many sales did you make today?” “One” said the young salesman. "Only one blurted the boss, “most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?” “Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four dollars” said the young man. “How did you manage that?” asked the flabbergasted boss.
“Well,” said the salesman, “this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a hug big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. The he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn’t be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the Deluxe Cruiser.”
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment “You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?” “No,” answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a box of Tampon for his wife and I said to him, ‘Your weekend’s fucked, you may as well go fishing.’ "
hroeder is right, it would only slow the leak. The tampon would get saturated and then the water would ooze up through the tampon which does not have an infinite capacity for absorbtion.
Warning: TMI
The tampon is made of a absorbant material to absorb menstrual blood so you can dispose of it later, it’s not designed to “plug up” the blood. When the tampon is “full”, you must change it or you get leakage…
Any female can tell you that tampons do not have an unlimited absorbency. They, um, leak. That’s why we change them. I imagine that the amount of water getting the boat tampon wet would make it have to be changed extremely frequently. I don’t see how they could really go any length of time without getting at least their feet wet.
Certainly not. Experience has taught me that orgasm relieves a woman’s menstrual problems. I think my post was a joke that coincidentally involves boats and tampons. Perhaps I should have made it more obvious. My apologies for cofusing you.
