Oh, puh-lease… Rabbit is the obvious queen!
This thread has been hijacked by a bunch of Chinese bamboo gobblers!
Watersports, now?
No need to make this thread perverted.
Look Tengu this thread has been perverted for some time. I mean really. “Pooh Comes Out”?
Sounds like some kinda nasty scat film or something.
:eek:
Oh no, I’ve created a monster!
Sorry, Kytheriea!
What about Rabbit? Clearly transgender. (More like null-gender, really.)
Plus the fact that several inhabitants of the hundred-acre wood were clearly artificial constructs (or as the leftist doublespeak would call them, “stuffed animals”), while the others were flesh and blood animals. Obviously it was subtle propaganda promoting living alongside “unnatural” creatures! (Pooh was probably stitched together out of cloned plant-fiber hemp cloth, and stuffed with stem cells.)
IT’S ALIVE ! IT’S ALIVE ! 
So who’s on “Band Name” detail this week?
And as we speak, over in MPSIMS in a bout of sadness, klintypooh has taken to colouring Winnie the Pooh pictures. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301321
You rang? :Opens hydrant, straddles resulting jet of water.: Oh, baby, o-o-o-oh!!!
Oh yes. Wasn’t I was supposed to aim this thing at someone?
CJ
Never fear. Ripped-Shirt Ocelot Kirk will protect us from the gay erotic furry terrorists.
**RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!**
“Winnie the Poof”?
is laughing too hard to complain about her thread running off the rails
Don’t worry. The subject of your OP richly deserves such mockery.
I suppose I should apologize, as I seem to have started the trainwreck by asking me relatively innocent question.
(Yeah, I could have helped it. I chose not to.)
Nixon: So we open the crate and wouldn’t you know it? The damn thing’s dead.
Zapp: [attention focussed on recruit Lee Lemon] Uh-huh, yeah, that’s whatever you were talking about for you.
…the water, right? From the hydrant? That’s the “thing” you were going to aim at someone, right?
Right?
Please tell me you were talking about the water…
::Nametag pokes his head into the thread to see how his pun was received, and receives a facefull from a fire hydrant::
:yowch: :sputter: :cough: WHAT THE HELL? What was THAT all abo… Siege, what are you… Never mind, I don’t want to know. Go molest a panda or something.