Canada May Be Metric, But We've Got Five Spare Feet... Call CSI!

No, they were voluntarily removed and cast into the ocean. Happens all the time.

Apparently.

Let’s look at it from a different ankle, maybe the denizens of Vancouver are becoming footloose and fancy free.

I didn’t realize that the thread was a retread. That story sure has legs.

Don’t judge a thread until you float 1,000 miles is its shoes.

A journey of a 1,000 miles is taken one foot at a time.

Here is a question forr the mods: Can we footnote in this forum?

Aaaagh, it burns, it burns…

ooops, did I start off on the wrong foot?

If the feet have just fallen off ,they should look for people hopping around. I suppose most people would miss a foot but apparently Canadians get along fine with one. Check shoe stores for customers that bought only one shoe or sock. This can be easily solved.

I wonder if this is some sort of new trend in cleanliness for the toes.
Is foot washing faddish?

Somewhere a Canadian funeral home owner is laughing.

One could say the victims know all too well the agony of defeat.

Can we just pretend I came up with an awesome pun here?

That would be no small feat.

The lack of humor on this board is its Achilles heal.

Man, all these foot puns…I hope the mods are on extra high alert for socks in this thread!

Typo, heel thyself!

As for the situation in general, I’m left wondering who’s gonna foot the bill.

This could be made into a blockbuster hit!

Feetal Attraction

Man, I don’t know how I missed that. Sort of a text version of foot in mouth.

Bless you for saying ‘faddish’ over these lost soles!