Heh, nowhere near the edit window on this one.
'If raccoons ate them, I betcha they would make great foot stools."
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat… the feetless!
This could be evidence of an invasion.
Yup, you guessed it. These are just unfortunate footsoldiers.
Fresh out of Boot Camp.
What’s the primary weapon of the footsoldiers?
Missile toe.
Or a TOW missile.
Maybe be the feet were being brought back to the manufacturer because the digits were too large.
You know, a Toe-tall Recall.
Coming from you, that’s just perfect!
Sixth foot is a hoax.
or, Faux Foot Found, Further Friends’ and Families’ Fears Unfounded
Perfect? It’s not the feet that are missing, it’s all the other bits. A pedestrian effort, at best.
This kind of thing wouldn’t happen in the Piedmont.
Probably the work of freebooters. Or possibly footpads.
Canada has a long history of bootlegging, but this comes up short.