[QUOTE=Kuboydal]
I raccons ate 'em I betcha they’d make good foot stools.
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Heh, nowhere near the edit window on this one.
'If raccoons ate them, I betcha they would make great foot stools."
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat… the feetless!
This could be evidence of an invasion.
Yup, you guessed it. These are just unfortunate footsoldiers.
Fresh out of Boot Camp.
What’s the primary weapon of the footsoldiers?
Missile toe.
Or a TOW missile.
Maybe be the feet were being brought back to the manufacturer because the digits were too large.
You know, a Toe-tall Recall.
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
Or a TOW missile.
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Coming from you, that’s just perfect!
Sixth foot is a hoax.
or, Faux Foot Found, Further Friends’ and Families’ Fears Unfounded
[QUOTE=Jillyvn]
I must say that the CBC has really been stepping up its game in reporting this story. I was driving to work and one reporter referred to the news story by introducing it as “The Riddle of the Missing Feet”. I immediately thought someone must write a mystery novel with that title. It’s perfect.
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Perfect? It’s not the feet that are missing, it’s all the other bits. A pedestrian effort, at best.
This kind of thing wouldn’t happen in the Piedmont.
Probably the work of freebooters. Or possibly footpads.
Canada has a long history of bootlegging, but this comes up short.