I’m working on a new Conspiracy Theory: That’s exactly what Trudeau wants from this election!
Now, bear with me on this, it makes perfect sense!
He spent four years handling Trump, and did a pretty good job of that. Then, he’s dealt with a year and a half of the pandemic, and again done a pretty decent job. But of course, the “Trudope” contingent are simply unwilling to admit that he’s done anything well in his time as PM, and now he’s just tired and pissed off, and wants a break.
So he calls an obviously cynical snap election at a time when no one else really wants one, knowing that this will piss off just enough voters so that he loses his minority government status, so he can stick the Conservatives (hopefully) or the NDP (not as good, but he’ll take it) with the problems of having to form a government, and then actually govern. Can you imagine the Conservatives under Plenty O’Tool trying to navigate the fourth wave, while desperately begging their recalcitrant followers to get vaccinated? That stubborn last 15% or so become all their problem.
And Trudeau can spend the fall and winter posting “Miss me yet?” memes on Facebook. When the Conservatives eventually screw up enough to lose the confidence of Parliament, and we get a Spring election in 2022, Trudeau pulls a Trudeau, and rides in to regain the House with a majority, and rules over us with an iron fist.
Okay, maybe that iron fist part is over the top, but the rest makes sense!
In other news, I think he really is going to call the election, because my Facebook has been inundated with Trudeau updates bragging about everything he’s been doing. New orders for more vaccines, getting more provinces on board with cheap child care, working to improve long term care for seniors, and a few more I’m probably forgetting.