Okay, so democracy doesn’t really come into it, except that you and the six other survivors of a small expadition in some very remote tundra have decided that in order to survive, you need to eat the seventh member of your party, who just so happened to die from a horrible fall. You drew the long straw, so you get to eat first. What part of the body do you choose?
I’m a leg man.
You and 6 other members need to eat the 7th? Doesn’t that mean that one of you is getting eaten? I’m guessing you mean you need to eat the 8th, which really has a heavy bearing on this conversation…
Gimme a wing, and I’ll have some brain jam on the side.
I’d go for a thigh, but maybe if one of these guys was a runner, the meat would be all stringy and gross. Maybe I’d eat an arm instead.
I wonder if anyone here would eat the genitals first.
Damn you, now I’m wondering what roasted human sex organs would taste like!
Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire
had to say it, er, sing it:o
Can’t resist quoting from The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover:
“Why don’t you try the cock first? At least you know where it’s been.”
Me, I’m probably thinking shoulder. Not quite as stringy as the thigh, and if you braise it in a nice tomato sauce, with a wild-rice risotto and maybe a fresh garden salad on the side, possibly a mid-price cabernet. Mmmm Mmmm.
I will never go camping with Daowajan.
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I’d go the buttocks first. Or would we call it rump?
This is a sick post. SICK, SICK, SICK, I say! I’m reporting you lot to the moderators!
Damn perverts
OH, a BBQ is it? I’ll have that juicy bit of inner thigh, oops sorry, um, the roasted loin .
Hey, pass the tomato sauce will ya!
Don’t any of you guys watch nature shows or anthropological films? You stay away from the limbs until the very end. If you have first choice you go for the liver and the heart. Limbs are more important for the marrow than the flesh on the bone.
Hmmm, I may be on a side road here but would sex matter? Not with the victim you sick sick people, but of the victim. I say yes, I would much rather eat a woman, I think they would just taste better.
Detour # 2, This has been an avid family discussion for quite sometime after the movie Alive came out, I always took the “I don’t think I would have waited as long as they did” side of the argument. I mean as soon as the chocolate was gone I would have been in the snow chewing on the pilot that went and crashed us into a mountain in the first place.
And finally back on the main highway again, I would have to say that I would eat the hiney first.
I’m with adam yax. I’d call dibs on the organ meats (especially the liver and heart) as they provide the most nutritional bang for your cannibilism buck. That way you will have the strenght to make sure somebody else has a little “accident” after the current food supply runs out.
We need a good recipe for sweetbreads. And don’t forget, boil the bones for soup stock.
I agree with the organ choice, but you have to be careful with the liver. While it does have a lot of nutrition, if it’s the liver of a carnivore it can contain lethal doses of Vitamin A. So if you get dibs on the liver, cook it before you eat it, as that gets rid of the A.
Probably the ears.
Mike Tyson swears by 'em.