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I can make two recommendations.
Since the topic of this thread-- lame as it is-- is the length of the column, start a new thread in GQ where some of the knowledgable folk can help.
Also, maybe do some personal investigation into the matter of how they get beer out of the cans. 
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Ok, personal research on removing beer from cans: added to list of things to do.
Starting new thread in GQ on the subject of levels and their bubbles: …ehhhh, i think my boredom with this subject might have just slightly outpaced my desire to learn.
i think i’ll leave it for now.