I did a double-take and had to check both that it wasn’t April 1st or that this was on the Onion.
So, he’s only one degree apart from Kevin Bacon. Did he cut his foot…loose?
But in this interview Kevin Bacon ironically states:
Since the 80s, I’ve owned a farm with miniature horses and alpacas. We recently got a couple of pigs, June and Jonny, who I adore, so I don’t eat bacon any more. I don’t want to eat things that I have, so I don’t eat dog, horse, goat or pig.
We recently got a couple of pigs, June and Jonny, who I adore, so I don’t eat bacon any more.
But does he still eat ham? Pork chops?
For the next course, he plans on eating Paul Erdős… but only if he’s Hungary enough.
Yes, that was what I was referring to.
One degree is just knowing him. If he’s, um, inside you? I think that must count as zero degrees.
Will Latunski be calling Beyond Meat Coo as a character witness?
He became One with Bacon.
Or he just pushed the button.
Notice that Bacon didn’t close the door on alpacaburgers.
“Cannibal Mark Latunski” sounds like a natural for WWE competition, assuming he can skate on these unfair charges.