They’re probably afraid of turning into Richard Simmons.
I think the time has come to finally forgive New Orleans for Richard Simmons.
Why?
I think I wet myself on this one.
Regards,
Shodan
If I call this the funnuest Pit thread in ages will it get closed?
This joke is getting thin, but still:
Shut up, Dropzone.
Thin? Nobody can even remember the reference! Including me, and I can usually remember an insult for at least ten minutes.
Thanks for reminding me of that.
Also reminds me of the SNL sketch where the teleprompter goes out for the morning news program and the hosts panic and ultimately resort to cannibalism.
“Will there be a meal on this flight?”
“That depends. Are you a cannibal?”
How’s your brother in law?
Oh, I dunno. He could probably use a little more salt.
Somebody pleeeease eat Emeril. And Rachel Ray. They’re so annoying!
I volunteer to eat Rachel Ray. She makes her own sauce!
Iiiiiii’m…goooooonnnnnaaaa…get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeeee…
I’m gonna get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeee…
After I grill all the whities I see, I’ll have me a whitey fricassee
I’m gonna get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeee…
Honkies: the Other White Meat
What?
:: Wild Applause ::
Cajun boil?
Blackened white man?
Nehonkjun?
Phil gumbo?
Blancmange
Eh. No need to eat the dead bodies. They’re just now getting good for crabbing
If they are eating already dead bodies, I don’t consider that cannibalizm, if they are killing people to eat them then it’s another story.
Honey, you’re tired. You go to bed and I’ll bag the Nazi.