Can't solve a riddle...

Factual Questions
1

Anyone else have any clues?

“What goes up a chimney down, but won’t go down a chimney up?”

gluck :slight_smile:

2

An umbrella. (Don’t ask me why anyone would stuff an umbrella in a chimney, but that’s the answer I’ve always heard to this one.)

3

naha, thnx :slight_smile:

4

Smoke

5

An umbrella

6

smoke makes no sense reeder

7

How do you get down off a chimney?

You don’t get down off a chimney, you get down off a duck.

8

Bah.

You don’t get down off a duck. You get down from a duck. As in, ** You don’t get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck**.

9

Sounds like Ezstrete has it right. An umbrella is correct.