You know how, when your car makes a funny noise, you just turn the radio up and pray that the car heals itself?
There’s something in my chimney. Every now and then I can hear it scritch-scritch-scritching in there. I want to ignore it and hope it heals itself, but I know it won’t. My friend believes it is a bird, and it will fly away on its own. “And if it doesn’t, we can just Febreeze the dead bird smell out!”
Argh. Tomorrow I’m going to have to call one of those pest removal places to get it out.