Can't you people tell when someone is unable to learn from their mistakes?

The BBQ Pit
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I shot the gazebo, but I did not shoot the barbecue.

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Beluuuuga

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Serendipitous symphony of situations.

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What mistakes?

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It may not be obvious, but I don’t keep making the same mistakes. They’re different mistakes, really. I’ll try to do better.

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Complete implosion in 3…2…1…

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[Walks away from the gazebo..]

Dungeon Master ominous voice: It’s too late. You’ve awakened the Gazebo; it catches you and eats you!

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Darn, too late for my favorite…

Ahem,
Igloo!

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So I picked up a random cup off my coffee table and put some ice and whiskey in it, then noticed my drink looked kind of hazy, then realized there was some dried up milk on the bottom still. Fuck! Didn’t really ruin the taste or anything, but still. It’s annoying.

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:smack:

(The closest I could get to face palm)

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“What shape is the gazebo?”
“Bulbous, also tapered.”

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I know, right? And now the dried milk has loosened up, and is floating around in chunks in my drink. It’s kind of gross.

Edit: Ludovic, can you please consult with me before posting? You’re fucking up my timing here.

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This reminded me of the time they lynched that green davenport.

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Are you sure you didn’t make yourself a cement mixer by mistake?

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In Soviet Russia, gazebo over there by you!

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You know, I’ve been on something of a tear lately, so I can’t even answer this with any certainty.

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It’s only a dream. Go back to sleep.

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cartwheels naked through thread

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I have to make do with learning from the mistakes of others since I make none of my own.

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But did you learn anything from it?