Did **Luke Skywatcher **ask you to marry him?
Because that would be a match made in heaven right there. 
Meant to post this in the “Is Diamonds02 a Troll?” thread?
Ah drunk posting, know I’ve been there…
So, assuming you’re a boy type person, you were cartwheeling and windmilling at the same time? AWESOME!
Have you learned from your mistake.
And, in closing, uvula.
There is an easy fix for this. Pound it, lose the ice, rinse the cup with water, refill the cup with whiskey, pound it, wash the dishes, refill the cup with whiskey, and return the cup to the coffee table. Drink it or don’t, but next time you will have a cup that won’t look cloudy.
You may also have a hangover, or dishes in the oven, or your TV remote in the fridge and a new tattoo, but BY GOD the clouds have gone!
Alcohol is the best for solving any one specific problem. All the other problems always show up and wreck everything, but that’s why we have alcohol in the first place
Aye, “fast and bulbous”.
And just in time to fly to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
Well, reading all this nonsense sure was a mistake. I won’t be coming back.
¡ɹəʌəlɔ puɐ ʎllıs os ʇsnɾ əuoʎɹəʌə ʇ,usı poƃ ɥo
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Aw damnit, pwnt by Rick Moranis.
By any chance does “Tony” only talk when you wiggle your index finger, and does his voice sound a lot like yours but with a lot of vocal fry?
Obviously you can’t learn from your mistakes.
After all, you’d never catch me posting …
D’OH!
[Stops to look at shiny object]
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy, how did you do that?
Surely, you mean Emily Litella.
How did a depressed, anxiety ridden, mentally retarded guy whose sister controls his internet use manage to accumulate multiple retirement accounts?
The solution to this is to ignore all money requests, this kind of shit is inevitable.
I leave this as a Google exercise for the reader.
My guess is that he posted on the wrong messageboard.
23,775 times?
Oh, right. Unable to learn from his mistakes. Makes sense now.
Damn. I hate exercise.