I’m not mixing my Treks…this is Captain Jack Sparrow we’re talking about here. In the time I’ve had my back turned, he could have The Defiant halfway to the Delta Quadrant. I am just your humble reporter here as we watch the going’s on.
Commandeers the Enterprise. It’s a nautical term.
'Allo, 'allo! I am Leftenant Commandeer Malcolm Reed, da-har da-har…
Oooh! A TARDIS!
Captain Jack Sparrow and The Master both try to commandeer the Enterprise.
Quark hears rumors of a cache of cursed space pirate bounty on some planet in the Delta Quadrant.
Hilarious hijinks with mny senseless deaths (including a Tasha YARRRR!!! caught in a causalty loop) 
Would that make it a casualty loop? 
Could be, could be…