I too had a moment like that, but Captain Obvious was nicer to me. He sent me an e-card and told me that I was buying pants that were too big for me. In the past two years, I’ve “gone down” two pants sizes, but I haven’t gotten any smaller. I’ve just been buying too-big pants all along. Now my pants stay up without having to wear a belt!
I really have nothing to say regarding the underpants, but I just wanted to point out that my birthday is September 25 as well. And get a chance to say underpants. And poop.
Not actually poop, but to say “poop”.
Oh, nevermind…
Thank you, Munch, for that clarification.