Captain Walker didn't come home...

…his unborn child will never know him.

That’s OK. Cousin Kevin can babysit.

Fly Captain Walker, fly!

Well, he eventually did come home, but the friendly greencoat bumped him off.

Do you think it’s all right to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie? He’s had a few too many.

Did King George send Tommy a scroll signed with his own rubber stamp?

And that little girl grew up to become Charlotte Cushman.

No. Because Roger Daltry was nowhere near as bitter about WWII as Roger Waters was.

Hijack: “When The Tigers Broke Free” is one of the most effectively written and sung songs I’ve ever heard. It makes me ashamed of every war there ever was, and I never even started one.

It wouldn’t matter even if he was, as Daltrey wrote like two of The Who’s songs ever and none of the ones on Tommy. The band’s primary songwriter was always Pete Townshend.

He’s believed to be missing with a number of men,
Don’t expect to see him again.

Just as well- if Captain Walker HAD come home and seen his wife rolling around in baked beans… it would’ve killed him.

She knew from the start, deep down in her heart, that she and Tommy were worlds apart.

You know where to put the cork.

There’s no tomorrow-morrow land, and I ain’t Captain Walker. I’m the guy who keeps Mister Dead in his pocket.

You talk about your woman, I wish you could see mine. Every time she starts to lovin’ she brings eyesight to the blind!

Life is a lot like pinball: you either rack up points or you lose your balls.

I thought I was the Bally table king!

I don’t have to take it.

I get it! He be testing us! Well, we remembers it straight.

That’s why, each night, we does the tell.