There is no network of secret prisons. There is no program of extraordinary rendition. There is no spying on the Administration’s political enemies. [beat] Ehn, would you believe this much?
–Cliffy
Attorney General Gonzalez angered senators when he flashed a gang sign.
“Anyone wanna come invisible bowling?”
“I have here a genuine Miniature Invisible Pink Unicorn.”
“It’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it.”
These are not the tortured detainees you’re looking for…"
you owe me a new keyboard! 
“No, I did not just shot that rubberband at you”
“No fuckin’ way man; metal robot claw crushes rock”
Gonzalez is absolutely right. It’s this frickin big!
The fish was about this long and its face looked sort of like…
It was this cold out!