“We were this close to getting away with it.”
After all, gentleman, we’re at war and such informtation is needed in the interest of national security! Therefore, by carefully monitoring various forms of communication in the US to the outside world of what we think might be Al Quida operatives over the past 4 years, we can confidently state this, indeed, is the exact length of Osama bin Laden’s wee-wee.
It’s not torture if the wounds are smaller than this.
We found the WMDs, at last. Here they are. They’re invisible, of course.
If only we had a tiny FBI agent to undercover in pockets, we wouldn’t need the phone taps.
–Cliffy
… and then I would deliver the Vulcan nerve pinch, something like this.
“I do not recall at this time, but you must remember, Senator, I drink this much whiskey every morning.”
You have to understand the reason for the president’s macho posturing, senator. If you know what I mean.
–Cliffy
I’m crrrushing Al Quaida’s head.
“I swear to God, her nipples were this fucking big.”
Link doesn’t work…
Yes it does. Perhaps the server it is on was overloaded when you checked.
I still cannot bring it up, can you link the place where the photo was please, for those who might be having difficulty?
I can’t get to the original article anymore. Saved the picture here tho.
Cheyney’s internal defibrillator battery has this much life left in it…
“Yes, it really IS this small . . . just ask my wife.”
“When I was a child, we didn’t have remotes, we had to turn the dial on the television set to change channels. Like this!”
“…so when Justice Ginsburg bent over to adjust her shoe, see, I just reached out like this…”
Hey! Who took my beer?
“The operative said that Representative DeLay was holding a stack of bills as large as his wee-wee, then he held his hand like this to demonstrate”