“RJ was voted ‘Best in Blow’ by the Animal Porn Society this afternoon at the 3rd Annual Kid Rock Look Alike contest.”
“…but even after loading the test subject into the experimental teleportation booth, the scientists had no idea that Gene Simmons was already hiding in there…”
“Don’t you wish I was human?”
Despite the BO, smelly farts, and bad temper, the other dogs never understood how Rover still managed to score with the hot poodles.
Poor Spike’s mouth-reel was broken. His tongue, rather than coiling up neatly into his head, lolled limply like a strip of tripe.
Spike didn’t mind. He had a new job as a sorority mascot, and he had always wanted to hang around a university.
“Mister, if I ever see your dog near my wife again, I’ll shoot him!”
“Lolly pup, lolly pup, ooh lolly lolly lolly…”
Wasssssuuuuuuuuupppp?!?!?!?
Gene Simmons finally met his competition.
“Quick, somebody, Heimlich Manuever!! He swallowed my inflatable woman! There’s her leg!”
Ron Jeremy’s Best Friend.
The dangers of sticking your tongue on a flagpole on a freezing cold day