“Santa Claus experiences an unfortunate sleigh breakdown in Honduras and has to rely on a loaner from the local reindeer dealer.”
Now I’m a FLYIN’ talkin’ donkey!
Local taxi driver Asheed- Mapants works under the hood of his late model donkey cart, which overheated on friday .
Now that’s what I call “getting your ass jacked”!
Parents: Talk to your donkeys about flubber before it’s too late.
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Arab’s ass acts asinine
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(As one of those annoying “Successories” posters):
Dare to Soar
Sometimes the road less traveled isn’t a road at all.
Me and my workload.
Man with bad B.O. - 1 / Donkey - 0
Sometimes when you let an ass load a cart, the donkey can’t pull it.
I think I need a bigger ass…
Wow! The view is so much better from up here!
We’re going to need a bigger burro…
SPROING-OING-OING-OING-OING!!!
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Aw, yeah - get your ass up in the air, baby! chicka-chicka-wa-wa-wa
You should see the load my ass left at the rest area
The inevitable result of packing far more than an assload.
My brother wrote from America and said something similar happened to him.
Burro-Uno, seconds before El Salvador’s first attempt to send a donkey into space ends in disaster.
Lube - Oil - Filter - Horseshoes
While U Wait
“I knew I shouldn’t have let him eat beans…”
“Modern art… I don’t get it…”