Caption this!

What’s with all the straws? Oh, you’re trying out for the role of the Scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz”?

Sign…If you only had a brain

Marco was very popular at Southern Decadence this year…

  1. No, Bob! “Technicolor yawn” is just a figure of speech!"

  2. Waiting to Exhale II: Can’t Wait Any More.

Marco’s malocclusion problems encouraged his orthodontist to experiment with a new technique…

That’s ***definitely ***the last straw!

“New megaphone design not for everyone”

Because 264 cigarettes would set a bad example…

Someone should really do an intervention for that guy’s drinking problem.