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This is cryptic, and making me unjustifiably paranoid (I have 2 e-mail addresses as “capybara@. . .”).
Aieee!
world
zoo
k?
6.3
Have you guys been watching Zaboomafoo?
Oh! Oh! is it 4.2 yet??? pleeeeeeease can i stay up till 0???
Capybara does not live in the old gum tree, eating all the gumdrops he can see. STOP, Capybara. STop, Capybara. You’re a rodent youdontliveina TREE!!!
I don’t get it! What am I missing here?
6.7
Did you know that the Capybara is classifyed as a Fish in the Eyes of the Catholic church? Something to do with not eating red meat on fridays. I guess they all got tired of eating pork and fish, and suposedly Capybaras taste like tri-tip.
Just another example of the worthless trivia that has a home in my expansive mind.
I like capybaras.
Pfft, those Catholics. How could they even consider eating something this cute? I’m going to petition the pope.
When I first saw the title I thought it said
Crappy Bra.
I’m seeking professional help
At the Capy, Capybara/ The hottest spot north of Havana.
Here at the Capy, Capybara/ Music and fashion were always in fashion at the Capy… Don’t fall in love.
(sorry Barry. Actually, I ain’t sorry.)
Uh oh. I think oldscratch is going to suggest someone get ass-fucked by a leprous one again…
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It’s “music and passion were always the fashion…”
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It’s ok. I live with him and I have no clue what he’s talking about.
Blessed, That’s what I typed! oh. oops.:o
Actually, I’m kind of suprised that YOU knew this!!! (and admitted it 
)
M.K.,
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
Well, I may as well come out of the closet here as anywhere else…My first concert was Barry Manilow, and I still (26 years later) have some residual fondness for the cheesy bastard.