It all started so innocently. I was awarded a $50 gift certificate at the fancy restaurant on top of the hotel that employs me, as thanks for my perfect attendance in 2007. Since there was no way I could eat $50 worth of food by myself (and there would be no “cash back” for not spending the whole $50), I decided it would be nice to take my mom and stepdad out to dinner. They’ll be heading back to South Dakota in a few weeks, so I wanted to do something nice for them before they leave.
So today they were on their way to my house to pick me up, and as they were driving up the street several blocks from my house, another car pulled out of a driveway, directly in front of them. There was no time to stop, so they ran into this other driver. Police came, quickly determined that it was the other driver’s fault, and sent my folks on their way.
So they arrived at my house a bit late, and I saw there was very little damage to their car. So I got in the back seat of their car, and we headed for the restaurant, which was three blocks away. We got about one block …
… We were stopped at the red light, waiting to cross the first of three major streets between us and our destination, when some idiot coming from our left made a right turn way too fast — and slammed straight into the rear driver’s side door of our car (I’m glad I was sitting on the other side), bounced off, and then hauled ass out of there, up the street behind us and taking the first left. Gone. I tried to catch the license plate, but thanks to this furshlugginer snow (what the hell?), the rear window had too much water beaded up on it and I couldn’t make it out. Note that the snow had nothing whatsoever to do with this crash - there was no snow or even slush on the pavement. This was purely a case of a driver taking a corner way too fast and being unable to complete the turn.
Here, I drew a picture (photo of actual intersection from Google Maps). As you can see, the corner the other driver was trying to make is not a nice, simple 90° corner. The speed limit on the three-lane one-way street there is 30 MPH, and he was going at least that fast and not slowing to down to turn. Centrifugal force (or is that centripetal force?), my friend. I drive around that corner all the time, and I know you have to slow way down on that one.
Thankfully, none of us were hurt, though I guess we’ll see how our necks feel tomorrow morning. Since this was a hit-and-run, I don’t know who will pay if I need medical treatment. My mom’s insurance?
Sigh. At least dinner was good.