Sheesh, this is quite the zombie.
In my defense, the poop chili all over its face disguised its rotting visage.
Touché.
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Bunnnnnnnnssss!
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The Western Bacon Cheeseburger is all Carl’s Jr. ever needs to serve to make them right by me. I love those things!
As for their commercials…who cares? i like a lot of them, think some of them are silly, waste no time at all debating over them.
I’m sure they spend $60 million a year on advertising because “who cares?”
Good God, that’s a good ad? It’s just a sad retread.
Don’t get me wrong, when I clicked the link and saw Padma (“Helllllloooooo nurse!”), I was very much willing to go with you on this. It seemed classy (and sexy, don’t forget the sexy) enough. But this is nothing but marketing exec recycling. It’s exactly the same as the older ads, but with one difference. Here’s their marketing pitch:
Mega-Executive: “Okay folks, we need a new ad, what do you have for me?”
Pathetic Marketing Lemming: “Well, we have this. It’s exactly what worked for us before, but this time we add tits.”
Mega-Executive: “RUN IT!”
They have the disgusting chewing sounds (albeit not mixed up as loud as before), the dripping nastiness, and this woman is licking shit off of her forearm and her fucking ankles! HER FUCKING ANKLES! Am I supposed to want that burger because she spread her legs and lifted her dress? This ad is more disgusting when you rewatch it and notice she is digging through the food at the market place using hands she probably licked clean at breakfast. I feel dirty.
Wow. So some people actually decide where to eat, based on the sounds in a commercial?
Now they are calling that thing a burger?!
Man, I gotta keep up with this slang stuff…
“Furburger” has been around for decades, dude. Put down the bong sloooowly. 
Understand that this is still speaking relatively. All other CJr ads make me want to gag or throw my remote at the TV. This did neither (and even the gloppiness is kept to a minimum). Still wish they’d find a more creative way to get a point across (Jack in the Box is ingenious) but I’ll take what I can get. 
Let’s just say that Carl’s Jr. ads disgust me, but I am most certainly not their demographic so they don’t give a shit.
I guess if you are young, and have the table manners of a bear in heat, this is the place to go.
I went to Carl’s Jr. once, in about 1987…and have never felt the need to return.
There’s a Hardees at the end of my street. I’ve never patronized them, avoid fast food ever since the great fat loss of 2002, but I am intrigued by this Great Western Super Bacon Heartattack-on-a-bun Burger.
And it gets better: more skin, zero mess (though a couple fingers are licked).