Thanks for the pic, it’s looking good!
Now the fun begins – weathering. Take a length of heavy chain and start flailing. Grab a hammer, dent away! Your biggest, nastiest rasp dropped from a height in several places. A handful of ten penny nails punched through a square of 1/2 inch plywood makes some nifty wormholes (hammer or just swing it by hand; color the WHs black). I understand coffee makes a decent stain. Blotches of gray paint. Don’t be afraid to make yourself a big ol’ mudpie and wing it at will and willy-nilly. These and many other distressing tactics are all part of the theater TRADITION!
Make sure you keep a tally of how many times you flinch when you mark up your baby.
And congrats on your Chinaversary! Cake and everything!
Now, get back to work!
( Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset…
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