Cartoon characters who should never have an energy drink.

Slimer.

Y’know, the twist in that commercial would probably work a lot better on TV, rather than on YouTube.

Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes.

It is on TV. It’s just more convenient to share it on YouTube.

That was partly why I was thinking it would be a bad idea. If you assume typical over the top reactions like Hammy in Over the Hedge, what would Judy Jetson’s life be like with her annoying little brother tearing up the house at Warp 2? Come to think of it imagine Astro on energy drinks…

I imagine Huck would turn into a New Yorker and Snagglepuss would simply have Major Minor in fits.

Charky, from Curious George, the cartoon. Arguably the most hyper character listed so far. She’s a dog.

Popeye already gets enthusiastically disproportionate upon getting superstrength from a can, so I figure things will get ugly fast if he washes it down with an energy drink.

		 			*"But señor, I must warn you... "  

BANG!!!

"…he packs a gun!*