If X made an Energy Drink, It would be called Y

If a Noun (Real or Fictional) made and marketed an Energy Drink, what would they call it?


If The Beastie Boys made an Energy Drink, they would call it No Sleep Til Brooklyn.
If The Red Hot Chili Peppers made an Energy Drink, they would call it Californi-caffeination.

If Charlie Sheen made an Energy Drink, he would call it Winning.


Add your own.

If Stanley Livingstone made an energy drink, he would call it Jungle Juice.

If the Tolkien estate made an energy drink, it would be called Miruvor.

or Orc-Draught, which I think fits better. Nasty things, energy drinks.

Apple Computers.-i!

Sherlock Holmes-Deduce

George Lucas - Jar-Jar Drinks

JK Rowling - Professor Doubledose

George Carlin - The Seven Additives You Can’t Find in Water

Stephen Crane - The Red Bull Of Courage

Richard Nixon - Vitamin Watergate

Oh, I like that one. Very creative.

Stephen R. Covey : The Seven Additives of highly energized people.

Actually, he’d call it Tiger Blood.

If Dexter Morgan made an energy drink, it’d be called True Blood. And he’d get in trouble with that other network for it.

If Eva Peron made an energy drink, she’d call it Evitamin Drink.