Casanova

“Certainly don’t need friends like you”

Errr… wtf? Was I offering my friendship or something?

“He’s all yours, boys”

I am all who’s? What boy’s? What on earth are you talking about?

“See ya.”

Where are you going? Is this your last post ever or something?

I think this guy deserves the award for:

“The most irrelevant, useless, meaningless post ever on the SDMB”

See: Casanova, Giacomo. The History of My Life. 12 vols. in 6. Trans. Willard Trask. New York: Harcourt, Brace, and World, 1966-1971. The Trask translation (the only accurate text in English) was reprinted in 1998 by Johns Hopkins University Press, and is readily available. For the history of Casanova’s great escape, see vol. 4, chapter 11 through vol. 5, chapter 1. Whether Casanova’s account is truthful, and if not how he actually managed his escape, is not known with any certainty.

You could try your local library, or buy the books.
More information on the books can be found below(from the Amazon.com website)

Volumes III and V

Volumes V and VI