This is just for kicks and giggles. Pick a role, any role, cast Christopher Walken in it. I’ll start.
Christopher Walken as Doctor Who.
Captain Kirk.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, MEDICINE WOMAN
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, TEXAS RANGER
Then of course there’s Christopher Walken as Tom Cruise .
Stealing a line from Kevin Smith: Remake Jaws, and put Christopher Walken in it…as the shark!
Christopher Walken as Terry Malloy (Brando’s role) in On The Waterfront.
Or better still, Christopher Walken as Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire. Can’t you just hear it now? STELLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cliff Clavin
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
Mr. Willy Wonka!!
Christopher Walken as Han Solo.
“This ship… fastest in the universe. Nothing can catch it, and I mean nothing.”
Christopher Walken as Ferris Beuller.
Oh, and it was said in another thread a while back, and it’s hardly a movie or TV show, but Christopher Walken as the G-Man from Half Life.
Hah! Excellent one, Raguleader. Now I’m struggling not to wake up my sisters who are sleeping in the next room with my laughter.
Heck, Christopher Walken as Sky Masterson from Guys and Dolls, as long as we’re talking Brando. I think Mr. Walken would be absolutely perfect in this, considering his musical background. For example:
"I am not putting the knock on dolls. It’s just that they are something to have around only when they come in handy… like cough drops. "
Can’t you hear that in Christopher Walken’s voice? Now, if we can all de-age him about twenty or thirty years . . .
Christopher Walken as Scaramanga, The Man With The Golden Gun.
I think Christopher Walken WAS actually one of the possible choices to play Han Solo, along with Nick Nolte. The latter I could see, but not Walken.
Law and Order is due for a new first-chair ADA. “In New York City’s war on crime, the people are represented by two separate–but equally important–groups: the police, who arrest offenders, and the District Attorneys, who bring in more cowbell, baby!”
Walken and Baldwin go to White Castle
Also, he’d make a kick-ass Voldemort!
How about Christopher Walken as The Master, instead?
Passion of the Christopher Walken- “It is you who…have said this… what Mel? Aramaic? I thought those were typos. And what do you mean no dance scene, didn’t you see me in PhatBoy Slim’s video?”
Silence of the Lambs- “Senator, I just…have to know… did you breastfeed young Katherine? It… toughened… your nipples, didn’t… it?”
Christopher Walken as Pa on Little House on the Prairie.
“Come here, Half-Pint. Would you… like to go fishing… with me?”
My Name is Earl.
Karma – do good for people – and good things – happen to you. Or not. [shrug]
Walken in bed with Randy. Wakey wakey. Hands off Snakey.
Christopher Walken’s Neighborhood.
Christopher Walken is Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
::shudder::