Cast Christopher Walken in a movie or TV show

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You’re right, he was, I popped in to mention it. Saturday Night Live once had a funny version of what the screen test must have looked like.

Walky:
[Last lines; Adrian snuck inside the ring]
Walky: Adrian?
Adrian: Rocky!
Walky: [absently]Adrian. [pause] Hey, where’s your hat?
Adrian: I love you!
Walky: Did you see me…beat up that guy? I fell…down. On the mat.
Adrian: I love you!
Walky: [long pause] I love you…I love that hat, too. It…brings out your eyes. And that’s nice.
Adrian: [grabs and hugs Rocky] I love you!
Walky: [concentrating]I love you. I love you. [looks off]I love…bacon. What made me think of that?
Adrian: I love you. I love you!
Walky: [very long pause] Yeah.

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Christopher Walken as Bester the telepath on Babylon 5.

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Christopher Walken ( dyed blond like in A View to a Kill ) as Colonel Wilhelm Klink on Hogan’s Heros. That would change the tone of the show.

Sergeant Shultz : “I know nothing !”

Colonel Klink : “Ah, well.” < pause >

< BLAM >

Colonel Klink : “Unfortunate. Helga, have the body . . . disposed of.”

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Mr. Hooper on Sesame Street.

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Riff Raff from RHPS

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Christopher Walken in a holiday special:

I’d love to hear him read 'Twas the Night before Christmas , too!

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Cold Miser from A Year Without Santa Clause.

“Whatever I… touch. It start to… freeze… in my clutch.”
“I’m… … too much.”

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My friend tells me “Christopher Walken as Mary Poppins”

“Just a SPOONful… of SUgar… it helps the MEDicine… go down.”

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Christopher Walken in the part he was born to play, baby -

“I can… no longer sit back and allow… Communist… infiltration, Communist indoctrina…tion, Communistsubversionand… the… international Communist conspiracy to sap… and impurify all… of… our… precious bodily fluids”

General Jack D Ripper in “Dr Strangelove”!

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And here’s his screen test!

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Christopher Walken as Frank Bunker Gilbreth/Tom Baker. The real trick would be finding the right actress to be the mother of their 12 children…

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IIRC, he was a Colonel. The only AF General we saw was Buck Turgidson.

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Not according to IMDB: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - IMDb
Christopher Walken as House: “Care… for a spin?”

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I’d die to see that.

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What about Christopher Walken as the adult voiceover of Ralphie in “A Christmas Story”?

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Christopher Walken as Elmer Fudd.

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It’s been done! Pretty enjoyable, actually - and I’m not that big a fan of Streetcar.

My turn! Chrstopher Walken IS all of the Mel Brooks roles in Blazing Saddles!
:happy Orthodox Jewish guy smiley saying “Losn gein!!”:

Just think of your secretary!

After seeing his performances on SNL, Walken could definitely do this.

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How about Christopher Walken in the role of poet:

Two mice fell in a bucket of cream
A desperate fate, a struggle met
The white flow a soft cold dream
That pulled them down, a nightmare threat.
One mouse drowned, a life submit
The other thrashed, he wouldn’t quit
His life was his, and strongly earned
All the cream to butter, churned.
I’ve earned your faith, a job, a house,
As the mouse crawled out, to live his life.
I’ve earned the love of my son and wife.
I stand before you; I am that mouse.

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Heh… Christopher Walken as Constable Benton Fraser on Due South. I’m just trying to picture him in the hat giving one of Fraser’s soliloquies, particularly the one about the Inuit mother giving birth on a glacier somewhere.

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Christoper Walken would make a helluva Bond, now that Craig’s gone and paved the road.

Anyway, the thought that struck me with a fit of giggles is Christoper Walken as Kramer. Yeah, sorry.