Cast Christopher Walken in a movie or TV show

Christopher Walken as Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings.

“It was the first ring… ever… to be made to control… all the other rings… and when I took it… from Gollum… and had to hide it… I kept this uncomfortable accursed supernatural hunk of gold and evil… up my ass… for eleven years…”

Christopher Walken as the new host of Survivor, replacing Jeff Probst.

Or Christopher Walken as the new host of The Apprentice. Much better than Trump.

Christopher Walken as Kramer on Seinfeld.

I’d have loved to see Christopher Walken play the role of adult Frankie in “Dead Again”. I just think he’d kick ass. He’d scare the crap out of everyone.

*Not to impugn Derek Jacoby’s excellent performance - just would be interesting to see the fear factor ratchet up with Walken in the role. Cool!

Christopher Walken as Sporticus in Lazytown.

Christopher Walken, come on down. You’re the next host on The Price is Right.

You know, I have heard they are looking for a new Yellow Wiggle! How about Murray, Anthony, Jeff and… Christopher!

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Christopher Walken as Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.