So, the Nerdlucks have returned to Earth, intent on winning the rematch, now that Jordan is long gone. They’ve approached the Straight Dope for help with deciding on whose skills to borrow for the game. They’re also planning on using a full 12 player roster, just in case.
So who do you nominate for the honor of being hilariously uncoordinated while their astonishing abilities are on display elsewhere?
(For bonus points, give the movie a tagline or subtitle!)
My team (no real order):
Kevin Durant
Kobe Bryant
Steve Nash
Blake Griffin
Dirk Nowitzki
Yao Ming
Chris Paul
Dwight Howard
LeBron James
Dwayne Wade
Derrick Rose
Carmelo Anthony
Commentators for the game: Greg Johnson and Tim Kitzrow.