1.Get rid of Doris Duke. Who is she? Why is she so fucking SERIOUS?
Doris, it is a game. A diversion. Fun. Laughs. Relaxation. An escape from reality.
When I hear her voice I think of oil spills covering the Gulf coast and the entire EAST coast of Florida which will wipe out the fishing AND tourist industry driving us deeper into the depression we are already in, volcanoes shutting down Western European air travel, 7.1, 8.8 and 7.0 earthquakes, Greece and Iceland going bankrupt, border patrol agents and ranchers being shot by drug and human smuggling coyotes and Goldman Sachs owned Congress slapping Goldman Sachs on the wrist as our economy crumbles and those crooks skate away with their “bonuses”, and a proctologist telling me I have about 2 months to “get my affairs in order”.
whew!
- Get the camera closer to the action when you are live. That same tired old shot from the top of Staples makes all the players and the refs all the same size and when the ball is on the far side of the court they all appear to be mere inches from each other and I have to wait for a replay to see what really happened.
Why not a shot from the opposite basket or that camera on the track over the court so we can see the actual plays unfolding and see the difference in sizes of the players.
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Get rid of Doris Duke. She sounds just like Miss Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies, and that is an insult to Miss Hathaway because she laughed once in a while (especially when Jethro was nearby)
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Put a muzzle on Jeff Van Gundy. Jeff, your act is old and NOT funny. If you want to do standup, pay your dues and go the comedy club route. The only time you were funny was when you were humping that guys leg during the brawl way back when.
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Get rid of Doris Duke. If you look closely, the coaches she is interviewing have these little smiles and often roll their eyes as she asks them questions as if she is prosecuting them for murder and has them on the witness stand.
6-10. Get rid of Doris Duke. Just fucking get rid of her.
Thank you and good night.