Weirddave prognosticates, and brings you a sound bite directly from the pregame National Champship show
Greg Gumble " Welcome to the NCAA national championship game between The University of Maryland and The University of Oklahoma, here on CBS. With me today on CBS is CBS analysis Dick Vital"
Dick Vital " Thanks, Greg, this looks to be spectacular matchup, Oklahoma is playing some fine ball, but the Dukies have the experience and that’s going to tell. Their best game is ahead of them, baby"
GG " Actually, their best game is behind them, Duke lost to Indiana in the Sweet Sixteen, here on CBS. Maryland is playing Oklahoma"
Dick Vital " You gotta love Maryland! Gary William’s team is battle tested in the wonderful ACC. Unfortunately for the Terps, They’ve proven they can’t handle the Blue devils away from Cole, and I think that’s going to case tonight. The arena is going to be rockin’, baby, just like those Cameron Crazies in Durham."
GG " DUKE ISN’T PLAYING, Dick. It’s Oklahoma and Maryland here on CBS. What do you think of Gary Williams?"
DV " He’s a diapered dandy! But Coach K has the experience and talent, look for his second back to back champions"
GG “CBS!”
DV “DUKE!”
GG “CBS!! CBS!!”
DV “DUKE!!!DUKE!!!DUKE!!!”
sound of wall ceashing down
OG SMASH!!!
Basketball fans of America " Oh, thank GOD!"