Who's Still Standing or Fuck You Duke Haters

The BBQ Pit
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As seen in the below thread a lot of people were taking cheap shots and stating their hatred for the Blue Devils.

Well, now it seems like the Blue Devils are still standing after this spectacular weekend of upsets. Gone are Kentucky, Stanford, Gonzaga, Mississippi State, North Carolina State, Maryland and my personal favourite North Carolina.

Where are all you Duke-haters going to migrate now? UConn, St. Joes, UAB? They’re all powerless in the face of the mighty Blue Devils.

So in conlusion, fuck Kentucky, fuck North Carolina State. Oh yeah and a big fuck off to all you Terp and Tar Heels fans.

Go Blue Devils!!!

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I’m going to migrate to whoever the fuck’s playing against Duke.

GO ILLINI!

Dr. J

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Personally I don’t hate Duke. Still, I have two words for you:

[COLOR=Black]Georgia Tech[/COLOR]

:smiley:

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I don’t really care about Duke either way, but I’ve never seen a bracket bloodbath like this before. Maybe I’m too young, but seriously, I’ve seen so a ton of brackets just get annihilated so far this weekend.

Fortunately, two of my Final Four picks are still in it. UCONN and Pitt.

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Just wanted to mention my final four is still intact. Pitt, Georgia Tech, Duke and UConn. What a perfect weekend. :smiley:

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None of this weekend’s events make me hate Duke any less. Duke is evil and always will be evil. And surely, in an upset-filled tournament, someone will rise up and slay the evil Blue Devils.

I would say that Christian Laettner is bound for hell, but given the places he’s played in his NBA career, it appears he’s already there.

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I take solace in imagining the glorious NBA careers in store for this year’s stock of Duke players. To follow in the hallowed footsteps of Danny Ferry, Grant Hill, Christian Laettner and Bobby Hurley. Just makes me tingle.

Terps will be back in strenght next year.

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Fuck you cocksucker, enjoy your sweet 16. You know just as well as anyone else that bunch of pussies isn’t winning shit past the next round. Thus the celebration. Congratu-motherfucking-lations on beating Alabama St. and Seton Hall, man. Seriously, that’s definitely reason enought to cream yourself when everybody runs their mouth about how your program’s the best in the country. The mighty Blue Devils, my blue ass. Haven’t you noticed yet that you bitches get a #1 seed EVERY YEAR? Have you also not noticed that despite the rankings, that shrew-faced coward and his merry bunch of low-bridging, no heart washouts never do shit? Seriously, let’s review: since the two championships in the 90’s, Duke has been seeded 3, 2, 8, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 and 1. What have they done with all those #1’s? One championship which was handed to them in the second half against Arizona. The way the media and people like you kowtow to them, you’d think Duke would at least be getting to the Final Four with some regularity. Hell, the way the refs throw offensive fouls around when Duke plays, it’s a fucking wonder they’ve ever lost a game. How can you even stomach being a Duke fan anyway? ESPN handles all the recruiting, and even with the McDonald’s All-Americans they can’t win shit. Can’t win shit, and they won’t win shit this year.

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Hee hee. I thought you were one of the David Duke loving neo-nazi’s that have been stinking up the boards lately…

Never mind… back to your NON-SPORT thread… :rolleyes:

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Right on, Jimmy, and let’s not forget that one of their 90’s championships was specious. In 1992, they had to have seven men on the floor to screw Indiana University. And even in one of the most rigged contests in human history, the Hoosiers, led by Todd Leary’s three’s, still almost forced the game into OT.

Heh, heh. The Hoosiers did get a shot of revenge a couple of years ago. Still overlooking people, Coach K?

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Fuck, and was already to jump in here to flame what I thought was a bunch of fuckhead supporters of that asshole David Duke (Klansman from LA), only to find you fine folks talking about B-Ball. Damn, now what do I do with all this pent up indignation? I guess I could launch into some rediculous diatribe anyway, but that would just be silly. So GO GLUE DeVilles, or whatever… :wink:

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You know, I don’t have anything against Duke University. What I do have a case of the jaws over, however, is that loud mouth twit, Dick Vital. If he would just shut up life would be much better. Shake and bake, Baby, my foot!

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I have nothing against Duke… in fact I envy the success they’ve had over the years.

However, I do hate their rat-faced coach. Every time that man opens his mouth, I see Ratbert from the Dilbert cartoons. (or Templeton, for you Charlotte’s Web fans). Give him a piece of cheese, and he’d be happy for hours.
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Now that’s what I’m talking about! It ain’t a sporting event unless there is some mean ass vitirol between the various teams fans!!

As for Duke going far, all I’ve got to say is, enh. I predicted them to make the Sweet Sixteen, and as long as they get bounced by then or in the Elite Eight I’m still solid on my brackets. As long as Illinois or Texas beats Duke I still got a shot at a high finish, although I can pretty much kiss first goodbye.

As for who I’m going to migrate to, it’s whoever is going to get me the most points in my bracket (FYI, I picked Maryland to lose in the Sweet Sixteen, so that wasn’t a big loss for me. And besides, I’ve got the ACC Championship to lessen the pain).

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No one denies that Duke is good. Our point is that only frontrunning wannabes root for them.

I’m sure Coach K will be glad that you’re all lubed and ready for him.

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OK. now that I’m fairly drunk, I’d like to invite Duke, UAB, and essentially everyone who isn’t Kentucky, and anyone who looks like any of the aforementioned, and the horses that the aforementioned rode in on, to suck me, suck me long, and suck me hard.

(This post is brought to you by Shenandoah Vineyards, and their 2002 Special Reserve Zinfandel. A perfect match for roasts, steak, and rich sauces, an excellent complement to aged, full-flavored cheeses, and (after a full bottle) a fine way to help you get over the fact that your #1 seeded team in the county just lost to the University of Alafuckingbama at fucking Birmingham.)

(But, since I’m drunk and can deny that I said it tomorrow, wasn’t that blind pass that UAB pulled off just cooler that shit? I mean, my team was having its collective ass handed to it, and I applauded that one.)

(Also, since I’ll be able to deny it tomorrow, no Kentucky fan will admit it, but we all have a grudging admiration for Coach K. He’s a stand-up, no-bullshit guy, who can just flat-out coach some fucking basketball, and while it’s admirable that he seems to have found a home for himself at a fine program the way the hard-core coaches of the old school used to do, it’s a shame that it had to be the University of New Jersey at Durham…er, I mean, Duke.)

In closing, fuck Duke, go Cats, and…uh…go Illini!

Dr. J

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Well, at least Duke could get through the second round. I mean come on, we were fighting pirates and they weren’t of the Johnny Depp variety. Kentucky couldn’t beat the Blazers, a giant group of potheads. Or Stanford losing to the Crimson Tide. Oh no, here comes a giant wave of cranberry juice, everyone fasten up their life jackets. At least those giant turtles lost to a bunch of angry Protestants. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Uh, I’m with you right up until the “admiration for Coach K” part. I don’t admire him at all. He’s only been successful because he heavily recruits all the Top 100 prospects, and they keep coming to him despite the fact that he hasn’t turned out an NBA standout in his entire career.

And for the record, fuck you, Cliff Hawkins, for not taking that ball to the hoop. Giving Fitch an off-balance shot was not the right idea. Of course, if “The Hawk” had actually run the offense in the first half instead of trying to outrun everyone, then we’d have been leading rather than UA-fucking-B.

And for the record: Fuck Duke, fuck Jay Bilas and fuck the state of NCAA refereeing. This has been the worst-officiated season I’ve ever seen.

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I’d just like to distance myself as far as possible from this comment. I have zero respect for that bastard. He gets his players to play hard man-to-man defense (notwithstanding the fact that they can handcheck all they want, but I digress), and that is literally the only positive thing I could possibly make myself say about him. He’s absolutely not a stand-up, no bullshit guy. He just gets credit for being one. He’s every bit the sleazeball/dirty recruiter any other D1 coach is, but he comes out clean for some god-damned reason. He’s a dick, to boot- you ever try reading his lips while he berates the refs? Plus there’s been stories that he’s alternately cursed out William Avery’s mom, a student newspaper correspondent (for giving the team a B+ grade for the season or something) and a few real reporters.

Chris Duhon’s mom goes from being basically a cleaning lady to some six-figure job working for a Duke alum… hmm. Carlos Boozer’s dad goes from unemployed to an executive at a pharmaceutical company run by a friend of Coach K… well I never. Corey Maggette and Sean Dockery play despite being academically ineligible and academically unqualified, respectively. Shelden Williams is accused of a sexual assault.

My point isn’t that Duke is especially dirty. It’s that they certainly aren’t especially classy. Fuck them. Fuck Coach K, fuck Vitale, Mike Patrick, Jay Bilas, Seth Davis, the fucking refs, that little gremlin bastard Wojo, that alien head Battier, and the rest of the El Busto ranks. They get every possible advantage from the world around them, before, during, and after games, and they’ll still piss it away. And this world will keep on spinning.

Right on, brianjedi. Hawkins cost them that game, no doubt. They would’ve won it if that little fat ref had called it straight in the first half, but Jesus, Cliff, you never saw a press before?

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OK, so maybe we don’t all have a grudging admiration for Coach K. I’m drunk and I plan to deny I said it tomorrow, anyway.