Status Check :
It’s unseasonably mild. The alleged thunderstorm has blown over. The puke blue town is trembling in fear. And the Tar Holes of the University of North Carolina Directional School-CH can GO TO HELL!
[ This doesn’t seem like a Cafe Society topic to me, although I could be wrong… so, transferring to the Pit. ]
It’s sports! Plus, no Tar Holes would have the stones to argue, so the discussion is bound to be polite.
Ah, a Dookie.
I have absolutely no idea (a) what or whom the OP is pitting, and (b) anything else he’s talking about either. Brevity and incoherence aren’t a combination you usually find in an opening rant, but this one is obviously an exception.
I’m not pitting anyone, really. It’s not a rant. It’s a sports thread, which got moved into the Pit due to, I suppose, the inevitable feebleness of wit and acidity of tongue (would you lick your mother’s special place with that mouth?) of the baby blues.
However, and I mean this sincerely, if it is not obvious to you, it really would be of no interest to you. The back story is too vast.
Why Duke and UNC Hate Each Other…for DUMMIES! It would be a best seller…in College Park. 
By the way, with less than two hours go to until tip, Carolina can still go to hell.
Note to twerps : We are not your rival.
Hey, check out The Two Dukies today. It’s a monster edition.
Dick Vitale, is that you?
Sir, there is no greater slander. I suggest pistols at dawn. You know, those pointy shooty things, when the sun first appears? Oh, never mind. You’ll still be looking for your date. She’ll probably have made cab fare by then.
Don’t follow sports much. Was there some recent Duke/UNC game that occasioned this thread?
Assuming this is not a whoosh, the Mighty Blue Devils square off against the Dirty Footmen in the Orange County Correctional Emporium at 9PM this very evening on a major TV channel near you.
ETA. The winds have stilled. The air is pretersuperubernaturally quiet. And Carolina can still Go To Hell.
Blue Devils? That’s the mascot of the University of New Jersey at Durham, right?
“Some people get too invested in a game.”
Doesn’t seem that vast to me.
Are you thinking of Harvard, the Duke of the North? At any rate, yes, I do believe that the student body is diverse and selected from a wide variety of cultural and social milieux. It’s not for everyone. Should you prefer the comfort of the known, and the relief of unchallenging similarity, you may prefer to matriculate at UNC - Chappa Heeya. OZZY ZOOMBA ZOOMBA ZOOMBA OZZY ZOOMBA ZOOMBA ZAY!
In 28 minutes, Traveller Hansblahblah will lace 'em up and try to hop and shuffle his way to victory. May the best team win.
Status Check : The kids are asleep. Deputy Dawg is ruffling through his Hambone to English dictionary. Ty Lawson is flinging his crutches away as Benny Hinn pops him on the forehead. The beer is cold, the women hot, the punters aquiver. And Carolina can still GO TO HELL !
Well, of course. Had I the perspicacity of one such as yourself, no doubt my tastes would run to teenage vampire soap operas and video games. Alas, we must play the hand we are dealt.
Right back atcha.
Upon arriving to North Carolina oh so many nights ago, my first day of school started with “DO YOU DON’T YOU LIKE CAROLINA?” “Oh, right, that’s right kind of you to be looking out for me, I suppose I like it here.” “YOU SUCK” “All right.” “DUKE IS THE BEST, THE TAR HEELS SUCK” “Oh, well, I’d hate to have tar on my feet, so I guess that does suck. Tar Heels suck.” “BUT YOU LIKE CAROLINA?!” “Yes.” “WHAT?!” “No.” “OK…” “Finally, we agree on something.”
I still don’t understand after 10 years. What also is fun is UNCG has a bunch of UNC/Duke rejects. Not many people plan to stay in Greensboro for college. However, they are double rejects, as there is still a rivalry here. For two colleges no one goes to. It’s fuckin’ weird.
There there dear. Everything’s going to be all right.
Shout out to my home (boy) (girl)!
Lonely State fan continues sadly reminiscing about David Thompson
Bah.