Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It sounds like the inmate promised the uncle and nephew a farm hideout in Vermont, so I’m guessing he knew of an isolated farm with maybe just a man and wife there, and the perps were supposed to kill them. Just a guess though.

I titled this thread “Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber” because I assumed that would be the order of the action. If it were me, I would certainly castrate someone before killing them if I were planning to go to all this trouble. But then, I’m just an evil bastard. I guess we don’t really know the order in which this was to go down though.

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A fair number, apparently:
Number of Facebook fans 46,531,040
Number of Twitter followers 27,794,931
“Believe” total album sales 1.5 Million
“My World” total album sales 3.2 Million
Number of songs digitally downloaded 8.3 Million
Box Office sales for Justin Bieber “Never Say Never” Tour $98,441,954

Incredible!

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The article says they were going to castrate all the victims though. Seems kinda unnecessary to castrate a couple if you just want to kill them to use their place, not to mention the poor bodyguard. Plus, if its a man and his wife, castrating the wife might be kinda difficult.

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That may have been the inmates out on ponying up the nuts for the nuts.

“Did you castrate everyone?”
“No, one of them was a woman.”
“You know what the deal was. You’ll only get paid if you castrate everyone.”
:confused:

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Maybe a gay farm couple?

I feel certain they were planning to sell all the testicles as Bieber’s, thus leaving them open to fraud charges too.

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In Vermont. Madness!

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Is the wrong to say that I have a cousin who lives in Highgate Springs, VT, with his family?

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Sorry my computer was envirusified (a perfectly cromulent word) for a couple days so I’m late.

But if you didn’t click on the link the OP omitted that the charming member of society who hatched this plan is serving a double life sentence for raping and killing a 15 year-old girl, and after Justin was castrated (with pruning shears) was to be strangled to death with a paisley tie, because that is his “calling card.” Egads.

The best comment I saw posted on this story was “I bet that Bieber tattoo goes over REALLY WELL in prison!” LOL

Guinness World Record for most viewed video* (though to be fair 60% of those views were by teenage boys to post “UR GAY”)

#3 on Forbes Celebrity 100 (just behind Oprah). Justin is a venture capitalist and if you enjoy Enflick, Tinychat, or Spotify, you have Justin Bieber to thank.

*recently usurped by fellow Scooter Braun artist: PSY!

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Geez, why is so much death and destruction attached to Justin Bieber anyway? A paparazzi photographer was accidentally killed when trying to take a picture of Bieber, but it turns out Bieber wasn’t even there. Story here. What manner of devil is this boy?

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He’s just a kid who worked very hard and had a stroke of luck. I’m not sure why all the hate for him, he seems pretty inoffensive.

<thinks>

Maybe that’s why all the hate for him, which is perverse but human.

<shrug> His stuff doesn’t thrill me, but I’m unlikely to change the station if I recognize it’s him.

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I think this is of course just awful, but I’ve listened to Bieber’s music. I think he doesn’t need to be castrated; his voice is plenty high already.

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Some of that feeling may be just envy.

He is, as you said, just a kid. Not that much different from a lot of others. He’s pretty, but so are many kids. He can sing acceptable, but so can many others. Many others work just as hard. So it’s mainly that he had some luck. Others look at him and thing Why should he get so much more than me, when I work as hard, am just as pretty, can sing just as well, … etc. That feeling of ‘losing out’ makes them resent him – a lot.

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And his (purely publicity-department-penned, I’m sure) response was pure class. My response would’ve been: “GOOD!”