"Cat Caught Sneaking Saw, Phone into Brazil Prison"

[SIZE=2]http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-brazil-cat-prisonbre90407k-20130105,0,5465871.story

[SIZE=2]And all my cats do is l[SIZE=2]ie around the house and occasionally bring me [SIZE=2]dead vermin. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[/SIZE][/SIZE]

There is joke or pun somewhere in all this.

“So it’s true; cats really are evil!”

I expect they have ways of making it talk…

Seen on another forum:

"The purrfect crime has been spoiled. "

Looking at the inset photo, I see 2 drill bits, 4 saw blades, a cell phone, earphones, battery, charger, and memory card. I was hoping to see an actual drill. He must have delivered that on a previous run.

Its bad enough he was used as a mule, now the guards are trying to make him sing like a stool pigeon!
No respect… he gets no respect at all… the horror!

Feline Felon Foiled! Film at Five!

<claps>

Selina Kyle’s in that prison. Or someone who wants Batman to think she’s in there is.