A cat has been arrested for drug smuggling.
Yes.
For those of you who may bee confused,
I would just like to point out that this thread was perfectly titled when it first appeared, and was consecutive to and immediately below the thread titled “guess what went wrong with car, for fun?”
But now, as I write, there are 5 other threads separating them, and this one is above the car one.
Which kinda screws up a good parody. 
Question for mods and computer nerds:
is there any way to change the software so that two related threads remain adjacent? This could be a useful feature, whether for funny/contradictory stuff, or for serious political issues where opposite opinions are being expressed.
Responding as a semi-nerd, and a mod (but not a MPSIMS mod), I’m not aware of a way to keep them directly linked. Of course, as a poster, you can always do a link to the inspirational thread, thusly:
Which is probably enough since we’re so close to the top anyway!
Anyway, the cat looked pretty well behaved through all that, and is probably piiiiiiised that they didn’t get the glorious rewards they rightfully earned for doing their “trick” for some heartless owners/operators.
Justice for the cat!
I assume he was a latchkey cat, then fell in with the wrong crowd. Peer pressure’s a bitch.
Aww, c’mon, Dung_Beetle, you’re slipping. “Purr pressure” was right there! 
No no no he was coerced by threats of violence, by the Cat-tail. (errr, Cartel)
He really objected to being called a “mule”, tho.