So I got some latex paint on my sole pair of shorts.
Like an idiot, I just threw them in the wash. Mrs. Maidenname-455 then stuck them in the dryer.
Now it looks like Michael Jackson got all excited on my leg.
I’ve tried color-safe bleach and this painter’s hand goop stuff we had sitting around, but no dice. I’m probably going to grab a couple of bottles of 97% isopropyl to see if it’ll dissolve it, but I’m open to other suggestions.
Hmmm… what’d they tell me in health class about Vaseline being bad for condoms…?