Cat Jesus

[Darren_Garrison]

@DPRK

Cat Jesus will need as many lives as he can get if he is to have any chance against all the other cat gods like Bastet and Sekhmet in the ultimate cat god Battle Royale. Since, barring the occasional timid pussy, basically every moggy on the planet is going to want in (for what cat does not consider herself divine?), things won’t be pretty.

Catle Royale.

[Biotop]

Son of Manx?

[Fiendish_Astronaut]

What if the Chicken Virgin Mary is a battery hen?

[dtilque]

@Map_Ylow

Schrodinger’s God.

That’s a real super position for the cat to be in…

[Gatopescado]

Baked beans are off!

[Enola_Straight]

@kambuckta

C’mon, it’s a kitty thread. Where’s the pics?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Isn’t Cat Jesus on Two and a Half Broke Girls?

[Beckdawrek]

No, no, no, he’s on Modern Family Ties.

[caligulathegod]

And not ONE mention of the Lol Cat Bible?

http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[DPRK]

“That cat’s something I can’t explain…”

[Balance]

But the cat came back, just three days later,
The cat came back, they thought he was a martyr,
The cat came back a feline expiator.

[eschereal]

@DPRK

“That cat’s something I can’t explain…”

Always sitting, by your side
Always, by your side

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Cat Jesus

Dog God?

Think about it, won’t you? Thank you!

[Map_Ylow]

Ah yes, the dyslexic insomniac agnostic, who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog…

[DPRK]

I heard he was not so much dyslexic as cilihphilic.

[Riemann]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

Cat Jesus

Dog God?

Think about it, won’t you? Thank you!

What about the Holy Goat?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@Riemann

What about the Holy Goat?

You’re kidding!

[eschereal]

Squidding, he is squidding.

[dtilque]

@Riemann

What about the Holy Goat?

I ain’t afraid of no goat.

[Riemann]

@dtilque

I ain’t afraid of no goat.

A riled up goat can kill you in seconds. Don’t Angora goat.