It seems like everything makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Lie - Makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Steal - Makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Masturbate - Makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Cheat on your spouse - Makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Is there anything that will not make the Baby Jesus cry?
Buck up buddy, you are God for Chirst’s sake.
In Chirst’s name, amen.
Having his father strike down blasphemers?
The New Testament omitts the fact that the baby Jesus had colic. They didn’t know much about that stuff back then. The Baby Jesus doesn’t really care about what you do. He is going to cry anyway.
That, and the fact that swaddling clothes did nothing to wick away moisture the way our modern fibers do, so it’s likely that most of the babies in the manger were a little cranky by our standards.
I think gold, frankencence (sp?) and mir are a safe bet.
Giving defunct space stations as gifts makes the baby Jesus cry.
Funny, I always thought doing this killed a kitten. Back to the drawing board for me.
Well, they don’t call him “baby” for nothing.
But dead kittens make the baby Jesus cry, so…
Dead kittens make me cry. 
Me too.
Wait a minute. If God kills kittens and dead kittens make Baby Jesus cry, then God is an abusive father?
But Jesus is God, right? So that’s self-abuse.
God doesn’t kill kittens, masterbaters do.
Masturbaters, too.
mastubation is self-abuse.
masturbation too.
That’s just sick.
If I think of kittens while I’m masturbating the baby Jesus will most certainly cry.
When does God kill the kitten? When I first touch myself or when I have an orgasm? What if I start and then stop and then start again, does God kill two kittens? What if I masturbate as foreplay to impregnant my wife, does the kitten still die?